I wanted to thank you for finding Grover Cleveland's presidential time machine for me. I'll give him your regards

Physics!!!

Wait! We can use the leg!

When you see all that rhetorical smoke billowing up from the Democrats, well ladies and gentleman, I'd follow the example of their nominee; don't inhale.
-Ronald Reagan, 1992 Republican National Convention

Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.
- Clive Barnes

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

"I couldn't get a girl to come home with me even if I had bacon on a stick." -John Falcone

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why does he keep doing it?
-Pinky

"Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It
is Life's change agent. Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything -- all external expectation, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure -- these things just fall away in the face of death,leaving only what is truly important..."
-Steve Jobs