"There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who do the work and those who take the credit; Go for the first group there's less competition" ~ Ghandi

"I am a red man. If the Great Spirit had desired me to be a white man he would have made me so in the first place. He put in your heart certain wishes and plans, in my heart he put other and different desires. Each man is good in his sight. It is not necessary for Eagles to be Crows. We are poor..but we are free. No white man controls our footsteps. If we must die...we die defending our rights."
-Sitting Bull

"Who Dares Wins" - Special Air Service motto

Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny come latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy he is.
-Pappy O'Daniel

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky

"Luck is not chance, it's toil; fortune's expensive smile is earned." - Emily Dickinson

"The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare." ~Juma Ikangaa

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
-George Carlin

"The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane and intolerable, and so, if he is romantic, he tries to change it. And even if he is not romantic personally he is very apt to spread discontent among those who are."

- H.L. Mencken

Also, I recommend we serve Peppermint Patties at the party. You pour peppermint schnapps and hershey's chocolate syrup into someones mouth at the same time. My friend at a Northwestern frat says that girls guzzle that shit like the load of jizz that is likely to come after guzzling the peppermint patty.

- Dan Eichberg

"The will to win is important,
The will to prepare is vital."

Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep.
-Vince Vaughn